Going, going, gone!
When a few of us were moping about how unsuccessful we have been in finding our respective soul mates, a friend of mine remarked
“My epitaph would read – Died a virgin, Hmph!”
This conversation happened some five years ago. However, discussions with other friends since have led to a few more. Here are some classic ones –
“I’m getting engaged today. Yaaayy!”
No1’s fiancé told me this one – “You promised you’d kill her before the engagement”.
“22 x 15 VLOOKUPs killed me!”
Mine would read one of the following
“Happily unmarried”.
“Married, yeah, whatever… if you say so dear”
I really really want mine to read - “Drowned in chocolate/cheese fondue”.
“My epitaph would read – Died a virgin, Hmph!”
This conversation happened some five years ago. However, discussions with other friends since have led to a few more. Here are some classic ones –
“I’m getting engaged today. Yaaayy!”
No1’s fiancé told me this one – “You promised you’d kill her before the engagement”.
“22 x 15 VLOOKUPs killed me!”
Mine would read one of the following
“Happily unmarried”.
“Married, yeah, whatever… if you say so dear”
I really really want mine to read - “Drowned in chocolate/cheese fondue”.
posted by DSK at 1:41 AM
6 Comments:
Maybe your epitaph could read:
"Dead from a whack on the head by the plain, simple, hag-ridden girl-next-door because of "Zinda Hoooooonnnnnn" on repeat mode"
Hm. Dead because of "Zinda Hoon".. Ironic.
Will make for a good Eulogy:D
As long as I get a beautiful and tearful eulogy I shall be happy.
Just don't want to get treated like my pretty leaf. Bah!
The best one, of course, is "I told you I was sick!"
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dsk: The "pretty" leaf is hideous when on the wall of my room. Correction: The "pretty" leaf is hideous.
:P
the one: If her epitaph read that, then she'd have a post-it coming: "I knew you were off your rocker!!!"
:D
not all those sharing a certain surname are as "nano-headed". keep looking. ur epitaph would read "i was n#$%@-aned!"..hope homes good!
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